USE A CONDOM!

Happy Birthday
Make a wish


Please accept my apologies, I wonder what would have been.
Would you have been a little angel or an angel of sin?
Tom-boy running around, hanging with all the guys.
Or a little tough boy with beautiful brown eyes.
I paid for the murder before they determined the sex,
choosing our life over your life meant your death.
And you never got a chance to even open your eyes,
sometimes I wonder as a fetus if you fought for your life.
Would you have been a little genius? In love with math?
Would you have played in your school clothes and made me mad?
Would you have been a little rapper like your poppa The Piper?
Would you have made me quit smoking by finding one of my lighters?
I wonder about your skin tone and shape of your nose,
and the way you would've laughed and talked fast or slow.
I think about it every year, so I picked up a pen.
Happy birthday, I love you whoever you would've been.


Happy Birthday
What I thought was a dream
Make a wish
Was as real as it seemed
I made a mistake


I got a million excuses, as to why you died.
And other people got their own reasons for homicide.
Who's to say it would've worked and who's to say I wouldn't have
I was young and struggling, but old enough to be a dad.
The fear of being my father has never disappeared,
I ponder it frequently while I'm sippin' on my beer.
My vision of a family was artificial and fake
so when it came time to create, I made a mistake.
But now you got a little brother, maybe it's really you.
Maybe you really forgave us knowing we were confused.
Maybe, every time that he smiles it's you proudly
knowing that your father's doing the right thing now.
I'll never tell a woman what to do with her body,
but if she don't love children, then we can't party.
I think about it every year, so I picked up a pen.
Happy birthday, I love you whoever you would've been.
Happy birthday


Happy Birthday
What I thought was a dream
Make a wish
Was as real as it seemed
I made a mistake


And from the Heavens to the womb to the Heavens again.
From the ending to the ending, never got to begin.
Maybe one day we can meet face to face,
in a place without time and space.
Happy birthday.


And from the Heavens to the womb to the Heavens again.
From the ending to the ending, never got to begin.
Maybe one day we can meet face to face,
in a place without time and space.
Happy birthday.

The Unforgettable Bernie Mac - A Tribute

Unii dintre noi ne uitam la meci si bem bere. Altzii... ne uitam la balet si bem ceai. Nu are nici o legatura bautura cu show'ul tv insa nu ash vedea un burtos ragaind la un spectacol de balet.

Eu cu prietenii mei ne uitam la stand up si bem. Ce e foarte interesant la astfel de spectacol este ca nu prea conteaza ce bei ci conteaza cat de liber gandeshti.

"unele sunt porcoase" - adevarat! dar numa' unele(in mare parte alea romaneshti).

Dar eu ii admir pe oamenii ashtia care au ceva de spus. Care gasesc puterea sa iasa in fatza a zeci/sute/mii de oameni si sa ii faca sa rada.

Bernie Mac este inca(prin spectacolele lui) unul din preferatzii noshtrii. Si unul din visele noastre era ca intr-o buna zi sa organizam un mare spectacol de Stand UP in Romania(pentru ca ni se pare o parte destul de neExplorata la noi). Unul dintre invitatzii principali era BERNIE insa acum... nu'l mai putem aduce.

*pentru mai multe despre bernie mac cautati via youtube kings of comedy